Official Debate!!

Posted by Tikaniu on June 28, 2008

Tika: Welcome, to the 2008 Jezrehiah elections!! Please read the following debate and decide who YOU want to be the new President of the World!! (If you have no clue what's going on, please read the previous posts. That should get you up to date!! =D)

Interviewer: I've heard some disturbing rumors about missing kumquats. Could one of you explain what has happened to them and what this has to do with the vice presidential position?

22 Yipping Dogs: I assure you I did not take the kumquats nor did my VP Dr. Bob.

Fluffykins: Well, all I can say is the Tree and I did not take them. So ha.

It has been confirmed that the kumquats were dumped off a local cliff by a truck sponsoring the 22 yipping dogs ticket. Fluffykins was down below, watching. VP The Tree pushed him out of the way and saved him just before the kumquats fell. It is neither confirmed nor denied that a VP candidate before Dr. Bob was removed from the 22 yipping dogs ticket because of this incident.

Interviewer: This is directed towards the Yipping-Dog Ticket. What do you plan to do first with the increasing population of Mudkips in the Pallet Town area?

22 Yipping Dogs: I plan to bring all but a few Mudkips. I will make sure the ones I leave are not family with the ones I take. And, as an added bonus, I will give trainers more pokeballs when they get their first pokemon.

Interviewer: Mr. Fluffykins, some of your siblings that have been sponsoring your campaign seem to be a bit rude. Just exactly how many siblings do you have and what is their involvement in this election?

Fluffykins: I have 99 siblings and all of them are doing their part in the election. I’m sorry if some of them are rude, but they're just a little on edge because #'s 11 21 93 and 67 have died this year --not to mention that 34 has a terrible disease.

Fluffykins the 34th has the Obsessive -Anger -Towards -One -Person -That -My -Brother -is -Running -Against -in -a -Presidential -Election -for -the -World -Disease (also known as SEHO—super evil hater…O ...ya’ll).

Tika: …WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??! NO ONE TOLD ME THEY DIED!!!

Interviewer: What in cholesterol's name is a Brick Duck?

22 Yipping Dogs: Well, a brick duck is something that one of my best friends thought up and wanted to hit me with...

Tika: Why that's mean! Who would do that?! -coughs-

22 Yipping Dogs: It hates me so it joined Fluffykins.

Fluffykins: The brick duck is one of my closest friends. It never told me why it hated 22 so I just never asked.

Interviewer: Mr. 22yippingdogs, do you have some beef with Fluffykins the 34th, confirming the rumors of the bad behaving magical ponies?

22 Yipping Dogs: Personally, I have nothing against the 34th, but he doesn’t like me and I respect that. But I have been searching for the cure for his disease since I was 12. Now I’m 22.

Fluffykins: Lies!! You want my brother dead, don’t you??!

22 Yipping Dogs: Fluffykins I want to help your brother, not hurt him. My experiments number 12 and 22 are looking very promising so I might find the cure soon.

Tika: Haha... okay, well, that's the end of the Debate! Looks like things are heating up as we bring this election to a close. Please vote (anonymous if you want) by writing either 22 Yipping dogs or Fluffykins in the comments section. And, if you're up for it, you can even vote for a write-in!! (someone not running that you want to be elected) Thanks for participating, and the new President will be announced on Monday!

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