...The Results!!

Posted by Tikaniu on June 30, 2008

Tika: Welcome friends, to the Results Show of the 2008 Jezrehiah Elections!! =) Today we have with us here all the elected candidates, ready to be chosen as President of the World! Here, dundundaaaaa, are the results:

22 Yipping Dogs- 4
Fluffykins- 2
Camper Spencer- 1 1/2
Xemnas- 6 (he doesn't count cause he has no heart D=)

So, your new elected leader for 2008 is........................ 22 YIPPING DOGS!!!! Do you have anything to say in light of your victory?

Fluffykins: Actually, I've prepared a speech for the winning candidate, who is also my new best friend. -glares at Tika- You never took me swimming like you promised!!!

Tika: W-what???

Fluffykins: Friends, Comrades. Look around us today. Tell me what you see. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Blahdeblah blah blah...

Tika: -cellphone rings quietly- Hello? What? ...yes but... Really? I don't... wait... yes, of course. -flips cellphone closed- STOP!! STOP THE SHOW!! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

Fluffykins: HMMMM????????

Tika: 22 Yipping Dogs, our new president... well, he's being sued for his high-ranking position... by a KUMQUAT!!!

-big limo pulls up and a Kumquat with a huge mustache jumps out-

Mr. Kumquat: Yeah, that's right. You and your stupid pony killed my family when you tossed them off a cliff!!

Tika: GASP!! Is this true????!!!

Mr. Kumquat: Yes, yes, of course it's true!! This scandal was hidden from the public eye for too long! I won't have it!! In this world there shall never be a kumquat hater for a president!

Tika: True that, Mr. Kumquat sir.

22 Yipping Dogs: Impossible!

Tika: I'm sorry 22, but this scandal is too big. You're going to have to step down. -gestures at the table full of cheesecakes below- But at least there's plenty of cheesecake!!

Fluffykins: But then, who will become Pres? Fluffykins the 34th will be so disappointed.

Tika: Mr. Kumquat, will you take the job? I know you can do it, especially with that big mustache of yours.

Mr. Kumquat: Haha, well... I... I don't know what to say! Of course I'll take it!!

-suddenly there's a big explosion on the left side of the stage- -Tika screams and begins running around in circles-

Axel: TAKE THAT YOU PUNKS!! -throws another fire blast- HOW DARE YOU DISCRIMINATE AGAINST XEMNAS!!

Demyx: Oh we do too have hearts! Don't be mad...

-the camera swivels and in the very far distance, there is a shadowy figure... possibly Xemnas?

Tika: What the... -falls off the stage and lands in a pile of cheesecake, crying hysterically... mumbling something about mailboxes- Boo hoo... that's all for today's show. Until next time... Tika, signing off... boohoohoohooo... -suddenly looks around, jumps up, grabs a cheesecake, and then makes a run for it-

22 Yipping Dogs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...she took the cheesecake...

EDIT!!!! IT APPEARS THERE IS A NEW VICE PRESIDENT ON THE KUMQUAT TICKET.

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